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jheselbraum:

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

jheselbraum:

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

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november-secrets:

azkabqn:

zombu7:

svrssnp:

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

HSHDJDJ

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

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the-incedible-sulk:

traitorous-bastard:

I have real tears

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hedwig-dordt:

therosielord:

Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”

Intermediate level: call dumb action movies ‘dick flicks’

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creepsandcrawlers:

cydril:

thegrumpyhedgehog:

lesbianeowynn:

dimetrodone:

Apparently before Tolkien specified that hobbits look like humans some people thought they were some sorta weird critter

LotR remake with an elf, two men, a dwarf, a wizard, and four really big rabbits in coats

^^^^^^

Early editions also left out a detailed description of Gollum, giving us these lovelies

these slap and Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien was a coward and bastard for opposing them

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gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

thebibliosphere:

Woe for I am a foolish mortal who dared to flirt too close to my dairy tolerance levels, and the gods of lactose intolerance and merciless and swift.

if it makes you fell any better i’m gluten intolerant and the other day I ate 40 pizza rolls myself in ten minutes and fell into a coma nap for about 5 hours

I just felt the remains of my soul leaving my body. Mallaidh Anne, no.

I’m currently shoving my face into the fur of an animal whose dander I am mildly allergic to. I am having some difficulty keeping my eyes open from the swelling. This is fine.

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penny-anna:

gandalfsbane:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Merry: we’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Legolas will and will not eat

Pippin: grass? yes!

Merry: moss? yes!!

Pippin: leaves? Ohh, yes!

Merry: bootlaces? Strange but true!

Pippin: worms? Sometimes!

Merry: Rocks? Nah

Pippin: twigs? usually!

Merry: Pippin’s cooking? Inconclusive!

Faramir: how did you… test this

Merry: you just hand him stuff and say ‘this is for you’ and if he eats it, he eats it

Faramir: …….I don’t know how to feel about this

Aragorn: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE BOOTLACES WENT

Pippin: well what did you need so many spare bootlaces for anyway

Aragorn: in case… the ones in my boots…. break!!!

Pippin: !!!!!ohhh!!!

Merry: aha!

Faramir: how could you not know that

Pippin: pff you expect me to know how boots work? *walks away*

Legolas: when I ate them, I did not know they were your bootlaces. I thought they were leathery and inferior worms.

Aragorn: so you didn’t even enjoy them

Aragorn: why did you eat them ALL if you didn’t enjoy them

Legolas: Merry and Pippin seemed to like it when I ate the gifts they gave me so usually I ate them

Merry: *slamming his fist down upon the table* you’ve COMPROMISED our test results!! 

Gimli, from a distance: 

Merry, yelling back: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT IT ARE YOU A SCIENTIST

Gimli: YES

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evilqueens:

when a deadline is looming but the stress still isn’t enough to motivate you into doing something:

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zionthepansexual:

babyanimalgifs:

POOL PARTY

Oh no he fell

therestlessintrovert:

unefemmenommeekat:

morganmacabre:

thatisludicrous:

oh noooOOOOOO

@unefemmenommeekat

My heart

Those paws could delete a whole fucking face and this nature cat got the nerve to meow like a kitten

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drishanaj:

matydn:

plimsoll-punk:

surprisebitch:

oddishtea:

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

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somewhere-inthe-deep:

freshmoviequotes:

The Dictator (2012)

FUCK.

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detenebrate:

natural–blues:

erisjade:

scottyottyotty:

Originally posted by ihiphop

Originally posted by danks-gif

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I didn’t think Justice could be done in days like these. I thought Truth was always crushed beneath the hobnailed boots of The Corporate Man. But, tonight? After this? My life begins anew.

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